Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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