He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
its liver damage thursday
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