I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
