white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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