Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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