I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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