The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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