if i died would you start the facebook group?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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