O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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