my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
