Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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