Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i barfeds in our rink
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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