I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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