I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
When are your genitals available?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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