I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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