its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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