He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
