Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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