Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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