Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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