Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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