you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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