Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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