He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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