I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
not ubering you a puppy
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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