Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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