Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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