Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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