Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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