I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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