what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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