ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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