On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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