I got chris browned last night
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
how drunk are you?
Several
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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