Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
please come you make the beer taste better
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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