You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
How naked do you want me to be?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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