I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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