i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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