Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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