just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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