Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Come on in and take your pants off
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