woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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