yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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