After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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