Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Terrible idea I love it
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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