Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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