i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
