I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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