Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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