even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
