I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
